Naked Ashley Greene In Twilight Porn Parody

TWILIGHT starlet Ashley Greene – she plays Alice Cullen - has posed both topless and naked and – get this – her pictures have wound up on the internet.

What are the odds? All that unwelcome publicity for Ashley Greene (A.S.H… )

Ashley Green has just picked up the Choice Movie Fresh Face Female at the Teen Choice Awards. And if you look at her face it is indeed fresher than a moist cow pat in a springtime meadow.

What’s more, Greene’s new film is called Twilight: New Moon. Or Full Moon, With Frontal.

Following the tasteful work on Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus, we now bring you pictures of Miss Greene topless. And bottomless. Indeed, dear reader, Ashley Greene has gone further than her peers.

The gauntlet – and knickers – have been tossed down. The next starlet will have to go further if she is to exceed her peers. Look out for a star appearing in a hardcore porn film in the privacy of her own agent’s offices.

The irony is that in the olden days it was the other way around – you did porn to get into the movies… Perhaps Greene and star in a porn parody of Twilight?

But what’s this? Just as we ere about to post pictures of a nude Greene, the lawyers are mobilised:

A statement from her legal rep reads: “The photos in question, which appear to be of our client, are illegal and are being unlawfully displayed.
“Our client intends to take legal action…

“Ms. Greene is the owner of the copyrights in these photos, and, as copyright owner, Ms. Greene owns the exclusive rights, among others, to reproduce, distribute, and to display the photos.”

So that’s that. Green is now famous. And we can’t show you why. Instead make do with these images of the demure, private Greene, hinting at nudity, and nude-ish - NSFW:

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Posted: 11th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink