Dignified Peter Andre Slams Katie Price’s Strawberry Ripples

KATIE Price and Peter Andre Divorce: “Dignified” Peter talks to the Star and Mirror, Katie’s strawberry ripples and a “Drunken slapper”…

Daily Star (front page): “JORDAN THE DRUNKEN SLAPPER. THE REASON I LEFT Kate? Look at the pictures. They tell the story”

This is Peter Andre who would never badmouth his estranged wife?

As he sat down in our newsroom…

It’s another tabloid interview with “dignified” Peter Andre who has already called his estranged wife “cheap” and “disgusting“. She makes “dirty money“.

Daily Mirror (front page): “KATE WHO”

“I am 100% over her”

So says Peter Andre who is so over Katie Price that he wants to tell Mirror readers just how little she means to him.

“Nothing about her can shock me any more. Nothing. When I walk down the street I expect someone to tell me something shocking about her or something new she’s said or done. Everyone around me is always shocked but I’m not…

“Once it would have hurt me so, so much, but not now. I’ve never said or felt that before.”

Rally, Pete. It’s pretty much what he told heat magazine a week or more ago.

Since they announced the end of their three-and-a-half-year marriage in May, the glamour queen, 31 – real name Katie Price – has given a series of interviews to television and magazines while Peter has tried to keep a dignified silence.

How he tried.  And tried. But Now Pete has, er, “finally decided to speak out”, again. (”There is nobody on the planet who can control that woman - not even her own mother,” he tells new! magazine.) How he tries…

“We had a great day strawberry picking, although it turned out to be blackberrying as we missed strawberry season. I read Princess a bedtime story every night about a strawberry barbecue so it meant a lot to her. These are the things kids love doing.”

Dignity is all:

However, in a 90-minute show at 9pm next Monday, Peter Andre: Going It Alone, viewers will see him crack under the strain. The Aussie-born star is seen bursting into tears as he, older brother Michael and his manager Claire visit Ikea to buy furniture for his new Brighton home.

Ikea… Oh, the awfulness! Can it get any worse?

Marie Claire: “Katie Price mocks Peter Andre on Twitter”

The 31-year-old model reacted by taking another swipe at Aussie singer Andre tweeting: ‘STRAWBERRY PICKING… WHAT NEXT!!?’

Gooseberries?

And dignified Peter Andre tries not to respond but can’t help it:

“That’s offensive. I’m trying not to react to anything she says but…

The Sun, Martel Maxwell: “Jordan’s no model mother”

IT hasn’t taken long for JORDAN to start badmouthing her new man, cage fighter ALEX REID, telling pals he’s annoying and “getting on her t*ts”. Funny, because that’s how we, collectively as a nation, feel about her.

Read all about it!

Perez Hilton: “Katie Price Keeps It Classy”

Jordan managed to make a bigger fool of herself than usual at a vows renewal ceremony between her make-up artist Gary Cockerill and his husband, Phil Taylor. According to a witness, Price refused to sing live because there were “too many c*nts” present, so she lipsynched - badly - and then called estranged husband Peter Andre a “f**king asshole.” Security eventually dragged Price off stage after another couple attempts to sing. Her children are said to have been in the audience.

How classy!

Says, er, Perez Hilton who spends his time – or not – drawing penises and sperm on peoples faces.

PR Week: “Celebrity PR specialists warn Peter Andre to avoid public ‘mudslinging’ with Jordan”

Former News of the World associate editor and senior consultant at PHA Media Phil Taylor said: ‘I don’t think it’s the right move. The public were on his side when he wasn’t attacking Jordan and he should have continued to keep a dignified silence‘…

EdenCancan co-founder Nick Ede said: ‘Saturday’s interview in the Sun has changed reader sympathy for him. It smacks of desperation. All of his rants and raves are just a cynical ploy to sell the new single.

Allie Is Wired: “Katie Price Wants a Baby with Cage Fighter”

An orange one.

Socialite Life: “Katie Price Proves Once Again That She Is Insane”

Katie then proceeded to call the entire crowd “c***s” and call Peter a “f*****g a******e.” Good job Katie, I’m sure that’s exactly what the courts want to hear as you try and get custody of your kids. Even boyfriend Alex Reid was said to look hurt and embarrassed.

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