Kasabian Catch Celebrity Swine Flu
SWINE Flu – Kasabian’s Tom Meighan has celebrity swine flu and the Tamiflu terrors grip Middle England…
KASABIAN have been rocked by a swine flu outbreak on tour. Frontman TOM MEIGHAN has been knocked for six after picking up the bug somewhere between Japan and Australia.
Quarantine Borneo!
Speaking from his Sydney hotel room, SERGE PIZZORNO said: “We’re all sick as dogs, man. It’s pretty terrible. It’s a bit of a virus that we picked up in Japan. It’s so tough. I am confined to my hotel room and I look out and see the Opera House and the harbour and so want to be out there in it all.”
So its might not be swine flu?
In any case, swine flu is last week. The new media scare story in Tamiflu. As the Daily Mail front page screams:
“Tamiflu left our children shaking wrecks”
Tamiflu flu - it’s coming to get you…
Posted: 13th, August 2009 | In: Media, Scare Stories Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 13th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
It’ll end in tears, he is a hard taskmaster
August 13th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Of course! Isn’t every 12 year old recorder playing Tamiflu survivor these days?
August 13th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I’ll have my people talk to your people and see if we can cut a deal. Is she signed up to Cowell?
August 13th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
She can play the recorder. Will that do?
August 13th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Ah but can she play keyboards and stand the rigours of a 128 day tour? Answer me that?
August 13th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Do you want an exclusive Anorka?
My daughter survived Tamiflu.