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An Invitation To Pop Hannah Montana’s Cherries

by | 13th, August 2009

hannah-montanas-cherryTEEN Star Hannah Montana is not to star in Disney Jailbait – Home On The Range, On The Drier, On The Porch – yet, but you can appreciate her talents by chewing on her official oral sex training gums, and pop a bag of her official Red Cherries.

It’s all deliciously tasteful, of course.

Says one Montana fan from his caravan park home on the North Wales coast:

“It’s like actually licking her pole dancer’s pole, only in a plastic bag.”

Miley Cyrus is a virgin…

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