Katie Price And Peter Andre’s Eczema And Nervous Tics

KATIE Price and Peter Andre Divorce: Peter’s records Dignity, Katie’s new photoshoot, Alex Reid and the kids, eczema and a nervous tic and private moments…

Daily Mirror: “SPLIT UP: I THOUGHT PETE WAS JOKING”

Hey, we thought sentimental Peter Andre was joking when he penned Insania and then released his latest estrangement single? We thought Princess Tianiminimiiii was a joke. We thought Pete’s Bleats that he’s disgusted that his topless model wife should – get this – go topless was a parody. But we can be wrong.

A “friend” tells us:

“When Peter insisted that it really was over she thought he was playing a joke. She honestly thought he was just kidding. They’d always had a fiery relationship but they always kissed and made up.”

But now they are fighting over the cameras crews:

Katie, speaking yesterday as her family day out near Brighton was filmed by a TV crew, said: “I am trying so hard to help keep the routine of the children going through this period to ensure they are not affected in any way.”

The TV crews are constant, something to keep them grounded and secure:

“I hear people say I am a bad mother as I never spend time with the children. I spend plenty with them, just not in public.”

See pictures and footage on the new telly show.

A friend said: “Pete is devastated to think someone could be acting like a father to his children. He thinks Katie playing happy families is a cynical ploy just for her TV show. He is really furious.”

Stay dignified, Pete.

Daily Star: “The pics that will break Pete’s heart”

“Jordan sinks to new low.” It’s “CRUEL KATE’S PIC STUNT.”

What’s she done?

THERE are the heart-breaking pictures that will cause Peter Andre even more anguish – his son Junior cuddling up to Kate Price’s new lover. Shameless Kate, 31, and cage-fighter Alex Reid stuck a dagger into Peter’s heart by letting snappers capture tender moments in a Brighton park.

Dignified Pete must be crushed?

“Their family outing came just hours after a dignified Peter begged his wife for an end to the bitter “mud-slinging” of recent weeks.”

You can see Dignified Pete’s dignity on Sky News, as she also talks about his new album in a dignified manner.

He added: “I would never slate anyone just to sell some records. I would much rather have Kate by my side through all of this.”

Records? You have a new record out, Dignified Pete? Meanwhile:

While Peter was working hard to promote his musical comeback, Alex, 34, happily played daddy. And the children looked delighted to have Alex around. Bare-chested Alex lifted Junior up and swung him around as the lad squealed with delight.

Contact Music: And the band played on…

“Peter Andre has admitted his new song ‘Behind Closed Doors’ is about his estranged wife Katie Price, who he separated from in May.”

Look out for Dignity, the album, in all good, bad and indifferent records shops… See the video to the song here.

The Sun’s Robin Gallwoay: “Who gets the camera crew?”

Robin Galloway reads Anorak:

So can Jordan’s book Sapphire outsell Pete’s song? Can Jordan out-orange Andre? And more importantly who’ll get custody of the camera crew?

Anorak, some days earlier:

Can Katie’s book outsell Pete’s song? Can Jordan out-orange the pop acorn? And does the one whose antics earn the most column inches get custody of the children and the camera crew.

Robin does do some of his own irony, though, also, like us, spotting Peter Andre’s new cook book:

The book is dubbed “a single man’s guide to keeping the family well fed with easy-to-prepare meals”. That would explain why he’s always pictured with his kids on their way back from McDonald’s.

The Sun: “Shameless model’s TV swipe at ex”

BRAZEN Jordan has a steamy clinch with bare-chested lover Alex Reid - right in front of little son Junior.

Disgusting. Wanna see the pictures? Want to be disgusted?

The four-year-old looked away as the shameless pair were filmed by a TV crew.

Or wasbn;’t interested in watching?

But a spokeswoman for singer Peter, 36, said: “She is appalling everyone on his side of the family.”

Socialite Life and Gossip have pictures.

Allie Is Wired: “Katie Price’s new reality show”

Whoever decided to exploit that deserves either a medal or a lesson in ethics - it’s gonna be a ratings winner you mark my words.

Without Katie Price, ITV2 would have no content, other than insights into the makings of ITV3 and behind-the-scenes documentaries on the making of ITV4. She should buy ITV2, 0r ITV should give it to her.

3News: “Katie Price slams Peter Andre as cashing in on divorce”

The 31-year-old star - also known as Jordan - told a friend: “I would never slate the father of my children like he has done to me in the last few weeks. How dare he call me disgusting? Why should I be the pawn in his desperate publicity drive for his music? As for what Pete has said about me recently - well, this is like wife beating.”

The Guardian: “Peter Andre vs Katie Price: two superpower rogue states go to war - When is the UN going to intervene in this vicious battle?”

During the Battle of Stalingrad, both opposing generals developed debilitating nervous conditions. Paulus, the German commander, became plagued by an ungovernable tic in his eye, while his Russian counterpart, Chuikov, exhibited such a severe case of eczema that his hands had to be swaddled in bandages most of the time.

Neither Peter Andre nor Katie Price have eczema, although they can make your skin crawl. And neither of them have a nervous tic - not unless you consider a need to speak about yourselves on camera an involuntary spasm.

And bandages can make you gay.

Katie and Pete - it’s catching…

Anorak

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