Pictures Of Ralph The Penguin In A Wetsuit
RALPH the Humboldt penguin has been fitted with a wetsuit. The press release from Marwell Zoo, where Ralph calls him says the suit is “specially designed”.
Big news in the world of fashion, there. Wetsuits for bald birds are not off the peg but handmade, bespoke and tailored.
Any humans who want to look like penguins, however, can get their outfits from any number of shops and rental outlets.
The news ends with the revelation that the wetsuit is nto to salve Ralph’s rubber festishm but to protect Ralph “from the risk of sunburn”:
Sunburn is the scourge of penguins.
Q. What’s black and white and red all over?
A. Simon Cowell at Royal Ascot.
Pictures of Ralph in his wetsuit:
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August 14th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
and when did you last eat penguin eh?
oh and I also love that he’s called Ralph.
August 14th, 2009 at 8:53 am
Indeed. Oven ready. Mmmm
August 14th, 2009 at 8:45 am
This is the kind of news that I like.
So long as there are people around to do something like this then there is hope for the human race after all! Love it.