Jade Goody’s Spirit Wants To Smack Jack Tweed?

JACK Tweed, of Jade Goody Industries, is in conversation with whale-voiced Carole Malone, in:

Jack Tweed: I trashed memory of Jade with sex, Red Bull and vodka. His boozing and partying have made him a national disgrace. Now Jack Tweed finally confesses

Finally!

Says Jack: “But I don’t know what else to do. She’s not here to tell me what to do. And she was the only person in the world who could - and who I’d listen to.”

And poof! – Jade is reborn:

CM: “I’m torn between wanting to smack him and shake him.”

It’s as if Jade never went away.

And before you go, Jack wants to share this with the world:

“Freddie still talks about Jade but Bobby hasn’t said much. I was sitting outside Freddie’s classroom one day and there was a ledge. He just looked at me and said ‘If I jumped off that would I die?’ I said he would and asked why he wanted to know. ‘Because it means I could go to Heaven and be with Mummy,’ he said. I didn’t know what to say.”

Not to worry, Jack. Jeff Brazier knows…

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Posted: 16th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink