Stade Francaise’s New Rampantly Heterosexual Kit
THE new Stade Francais Jersey confirms the idea that rugby union is the sport for men who are secure enough in their masculinity to stick their heads between another man’s thighs and yell “nice tackle” from the stands.
Rugger fans wear the club jersey in the bar and in the carvery, so that when they can best bond and avoid football fans.
They know that when they examine each other’s genitals in the toilets they will do so in a deeply heterosexual manner and sing songs about nights of sexual extravagance with strapping women, pets and livestock.
To Stade Francais – with confidence!
Why the rear of the jersey features a girl’s face is a hole best left undelved…
Posted: 17th, August 2009 | In: Sports Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 17th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
I really like that shirt. Not quite Fran Cotton though is it?
August 17th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Will there be a lot of French Rugby fans proclaiming to be the only rugby fan in the village, I wonder?