Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Hate Each Other
DID you know that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie “really HATE each other”?
You do now because the National Enquirer tells us so on its front page.
“Feuding Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were unable to conceal their hatred for each other” at the Hollywood premiere of his latest movie.”
We know this not because Brad Pitt says he loves his lover but because Dr Lillian Glass - “top body language expert” – has studied photos of the couple and can now tell all:
“This says it all about how far this couple has grown apart.”
Readers get to see pictures of Brad and Angelina entwined.
“Brad is looking up, possibly at fans, while Angie looks teary-eyed and totally aloof, holding on to her dress as a kind of security thing.”
Hey, the dress needs to go back?. And can you look emotional and aloof at once? Angelina Jolie can – which is why she is a top Hollywood actress and you are not.
“Their bodies are facing in totally different directions, an indication of how much they hate each other.”
Next time your partner looks away from you, you’ll know. To save the pain, when they turn their back run away. Don’t look back. Just go. And remember as your flee the words of Dr Gillian Glass:
“There is nothing compatible about this couple who appear totally at odds – as though they really hate each other.”
Anorak has obtained pictures of the Hollywood premiere and having taken a course in bodyology I can translate for you:
Posted: 18th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 4th, 2009 at 5:17 am
WHY PEOPLE IN HERE SO NAIVE TO BELIEVED THESE SCRAP STORIES? ARE THEY HAVE NO BRAIN????? HA HA HA MANY DUMBASS. YOU GUYS GOT TRAP FROM JENIFER ANISTON ASSISTANTS.
September 4th, 2009 at 5:13 am
JOLIE NEVER DID THAT. JOLIE DIDN’T CARE SMALL THINGS. THE BAD STORIES ALWAYS CAME FROM JENIFER ANISTON ASSISTANTS . THEY TRIED TO CREATED BAD STORIES ABOUT BRAD AND JOLIE. THEY WANT PEOPLE THINK BRAD AND JOLIE ARE VERY BAD ETC… JENIFER.ANISTON. PAY THEM TO DO THAT
September 4th, 2009 at 5:08 am
HEY, SHUT UP, BIG LIAR. BRAD AND JOLIE IS IN LOVE. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY. THEY ARE IN LOVE AND BOND LIKE GLUE . JEALOUS HATERS. GO AWAY. JEALOUS IS AN UGLY EMOTION.STOP IT.
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:30 am
Haters…so sad…get some lives. Stop trying to figure out someone elses life you know nothing about
August 20th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Jennifer Aniston never did that to him. She was the best and always. We loved them both as a couple and always will. Why did he ever leave the perfect women. She had the looks. the brains and the personality. What a shame
August 19th, 2009 at 8:46 am
Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.
August 18th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
the biggest question tho:
how long will it be before Brad and Jen are back together?
August 18th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
He can mumble at me any old time!
August 18th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
How rich are they? who will bleed whom and did they have a prenup?
Bet Octomom is upset, she’ll have to marry someone now to copy Angelina, or maybe console herself with another half a doz or so sprog.
Can Angelina walk in those shoes, or just totter?
August 18th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Keef does a lot of missionary work for the church but he doesn’t like to mumble about it
August 18th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
There is something about St Angelina of Jolie which irritates the hell out of me in the same way that news of the good deeds of St Bono and St Bob send me off to lie down in a darkened room.
Give me a good old smoking drinking hell-raiser anytime. Keef Richards, Kate Moss Jack Nicholson all fit the bill. Much more interesting.
August 18th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Oh my god. It’s true. Once you see the photographs properly explained it’s obvious. I wonder how they will split the kids? The fairest way would be for them to pick them out like we used to pick teams at football taking it in turns. Do you remember that? Everyone doing rapid mental calculations to work out who would end up with Fatty Hazlehurst as goalkeeper again. I’m not suggesting that Brangelina have a fat child suitable only for goalkeeping of course or one with only one lung, which was Fatty’s other problem.