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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Hate Each Other

by | 18th, August 2009
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7696163DID you know that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie “really HATE each other”?

You do now because the National Enquirer tells us so on its front page.

“Feuding Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were unable to conceal their hatred for each other” at the Hollywood premiere of his latest movie.”

We know this not because Brad Pitt says he loves his lover but because Dr Lillian Glass – “top body language expert” – has studied photos of the couple and can now tell all:

“This says it all about how far this couple has grown apart.”

Readers get to see pictures of Brad and Angelina entwined.

“Brad is looking up, possibly at fans, while Angie looks teary-eyed and totally aloof, holding on to her dress as a kind of security thing.”

Hey, the dress needs to go back?. And can you look emotional and aloof at once? Angelina Jolie can – which is why she is a top Hollywood actress and you are not.

“Their bodies are facing in totally different directions, an indication of how much they hate each other.”

Next time your partner looks away from you, you’ll know. To save the pain, when they turn their back run away. Don’t look back. Just go. And remember as your flee the words of Dr Gillian Glass:

“There is nothing compatible about this couple who appear totally at odds – as though they really hate each other.”

Anorak has obtained pictures of the Hollywood premiere and having taken a course in bodyology I can translate for you:



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