The 10 Craziest Things About Michael Jackson Death Mania
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news -The 10 Craziest Things About Michael Jackson Death Mania. What killed Michael Jackson? What didn’t?
Michael Jackson’s 51st birthday present is not a year’s supply of Demerol nor a subscription to Cub-Scout Weekly but a burial. Thus answering the question – what do you get the man who has everything?
Michael Jackson will spend eternity in the company of Clark Gable, W.C. Fields, Red Skelton and Jean Harlow, as well as replicas of Michelangelo’s greatest works, kitch reporductions of gilded art and statues of naked boys. As in life, so in death. Sit Jackson on a Ferris Wheel with Cheetah’s remains and the Great Mausoleum at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, Calif. is home from home.
Meanwhile in the Post Jackson world, Dr Conrad Murray, is all set to be charged with manslaughter.
The Sun announces this on its front page: “Doctor to be charged with killing Jacko – Murray rap within days.”
How many days? The Mirror says within 2 weeks.
Sky News has some more facts:
A spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office said police had not yet decided on any charges. “Until police complete their investigation and bring it to our office, there is no way to know what charges may be filed and against whom.”
Federal agents are believed to be working on the theory that he administered a powerful sedative shortly before the singer collapsed in his rented Beverly Hills home.
Ah, the theories. Always the theories. Anorak has published:
The Five Craziest Michael Jackson Death Theories
Followed by:
The Ten Best Michael Jackson Conspiracy Theories
But that was us. The real expects in the mainstream media know what’s what and being you the craziest things about Jackson Death Mania:
Race Victim
Rev. Floyd Williams:
“If Murray wasn’t black, none of this would be happening. It’s the media hype to show that black folks are still the minority” – TMZ
Kill By Innocence
In the murderers of Michael Jackson:
Whatever the autopsy report may say, it was not disease that killed MJ. It was the greed of those who wanted his money. It was an ‘irresponsible and heavily biased media‘, which hounded him incessantly and declared him guilty without a fair trial. It was the skewed race relations in the United States where white pedophiles get away with murder everyday while an innocent black man is subjected to the worst humiliation in his own home by cops wanting to photograph his private parts. But most tragically, it was his own childlike innocence which killed him. For it blinded him to the venalities of human beings that no amount of love or charity can heal – Kalinga Times
Killed By Drugs
Michael Jackson ‘was killed by shot of Demerol administered by aide’ claims personal doctor. Michael Jackson died after one of his aides gave him a shot of the painkiller Demerol, his personal doctor said. Dr Conrad Murray told police that he, himself, was asleep when Jackson was given the fatal dose – Daily Mail
Michael Jackson may have died due to taking the sedative Diprivan, a new report suggests. According to Jackson’s nutritionist Cherilyn Lee, Michael started badgering her Diprivan a month before he died to treat persistent insomnia. Lee (who is also a registered nurse) refused on the grounds that the drug was dangerous – Inquisitr
Killed By Tom Sneddon
Michael Jackson, the King of the Pop, was “KILLED” by the US prosecutor [Tom Sneddon] when he chose to humiliate him by being naked photographed before being dragged through the courts – African Press
Killed By Stress
Michael Jackson ‘was killed by stress of dealing with debts’
Michael Jackson was killed by the stress of dealing with debts of £250 million, according to his friend and trainer the Incredible Hulk star Lou Ferrigno – Daily TelegarphKatherine Jackson claims the pressures of the 50-date residency which her son was talked into led to his death. She is believed to be targeting both the promoters behind the shows, AEG, and Michael’s personal doctor, Conrad Murray, in a $100 million wrongful death lawsuit. Katherine’s lawyer Burt Levitch said: “The possibility of a wrongful death action has been floated” – Sowetan
Killed By Pepsi
Was Michael Jackson Killed by Pepsi? – Socyberty
Killed By Hanger-Oners
“I believe Michael was murdered, I felt that from the start. Not just one person was involved, rather it was a conspiracy of people. He was surrounded by a bad circle. Michael was a very meek, quiet, loving person. People took advantage of that” – Officer La Toya Jackson
Killed By Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Another Persian message on Twitter suggests: “It is really possible that the Iranian regime murdered Michael Jackson to distract the focus from Iran” – Kamangir
Killed By the Obama Administration
[Rush] Limbaugh stated that Jackson “flourished under Reagan. and then “languished under Clinton/Bush” and then finally “died under Obama.” – Marcovilla
Killed By FBI
To the reason behind the CIA needing to assassinate Michael Jackson, these reports continue, was an out of court settlement the pop icon signed with son of the king of Bahrain, Sheikh Abdullah bin Hamad al-Khalifa, this past November in London, and which stated, in part, that in exchange for millions of dollars previously lent to Mr. Jackson by the Sheikh, Mr. Jackson would allow his sold-out United Kingdom concerts to be a “platform” for warning the World of a soon to occur mass genocide event.
Both Michael Jackson and Sheikh Abdullah bin Hamad al-Khalifa have been long standing supporters of the fearless Austrian investigative journalist, Jane Burgermeister, who is warning the world that the greatest crime in the history of humanity is underway – FourWinds
Michael Jackson – Rest In Pieces…
Posted: 20th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (8) | TrackBack | Permalink
