Shilpa Shetty Launches Goody Gracious Me Cutty Sauce Range

WHAT began as parody becomes truth as Shilpa Shetty launches her Goody Gracious Me range of curries, chutneys and pickles in honour, nay, tribute, to Jade Goody.

To begin, dishy Shilpa “will bring to market her own brand of poppadoms“.

It’s good to see that Shilpa has moved on from being called Shilpa Poppadom and used her Jade-fed fame to do good deeds and expand her career.

Big Brother watchers will recall how Jade’s “nan” was in the BB house at the time. There is more to come from multi-talented Shilpa.

A source tells the daily Star:

“Shilpa thinks Jade will have a little chuckle in heaven about the poppadoms.”

And a side order of mango sauce…

It’s Jade Goody’s last meal - to go with Jade’s last interview, Jade’s last wedding, Jade’s last dress, Jade’s last fight, Jade’s last slice of toast, Jade’s last Christening, Jade’s last party, Jade’s Last Rites; Jade’s last view and Jade’s last breath.

Note: Shilpa was also called “Shilpa F**kawallah” - so look out for a saucy addendum to that blossoming film career…

Jade Goody The ‘Pig’ Is Dead

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