In This Week’s OK! Katie Price At Gary Cockerill and Phil Turner’s Wedding

IN this week’s OK!, Jordan gets taken up the aisle again as she attends the “Most Outrageous Wedding Of The Year”, a made-for-TV second wedding for Gary Cockerill and Phil Turner.

Gary, we learn, is a make-up artist, of the Roy Lichtenstein school, his face less made-up then printed on wax paper.

OK! readers may wonder if the magazine has turned into a comic book, an impression added to by Phil, who seems set to burst from his silvery suit in the manner of an equal opportunities Marvel comic hero.

In their midst is Katie Price, who is sharing the couple’s first dance. Blessed with the skin tones and dimensions of Disney’s Princess Jasmine, we learn that the wedding’s theme is A Midsummer’s Night Dream.

There are “pixies frolicking in the bushes, frisky fairies cartwheeling on the lawns and giant pacocks parading on stilts with beautiful giant swans by their sides.” And there behind Gary stands Katie’s Puck bunny, Alex Reid.

Topless fawns lead the guests snacking on Pimm’s sorbet cones to their tables. Alex Reid is eating a lobster canapé and telling OK! that his trip to Marbella was “great fun”.

Lamb and rosemary skewers, roasted courgette, a Gruyere soufflé and everyone is “filled with laughter”.

Ready then for sea bass and with artichokes and tarragon. And for Katie Price to become “emotional”, or as the Mirror tells us:

Wild Katie Price flew into a drunken rage at a wedding in an astonishing bust-up were she threatened a fellow guest.
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After that, Gary and Phil, Phil ‘n’ Gary, say that although Katie has had her issues, “she also knows that we have to live her own lives.”

So here’s an interview in which Gary and Phil answer 19 questions, of which the first 13 are on the subject of… Katie Price.

Peter Andre is away…

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Posted: 20th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink