Join The Sex Toy Recycling Programme
YOU finished with that sex toy? Whooah! Don’t toss it away in next door’s bin or give it to the dog as a chew toy. Recycle it.
Your massive vibrating phallus could be reborn as a mealy-meal stirrer in Malawi; and that gimp mask is just the ticket for inmates at Camp X Ray.
Simply drop your clean used toy(s) in the mail, when we receive it in our warehouse we will have it cleaned and disassembled. The rubber, silicone, hard plastics, metal, e-waste and motors will be sent to recycling facilities that process the materials for reuse. Did you leave the batteries in? Don’t worry, we dispose of them responsibly.
And that is not all. Anyone recycling their sex toy will earn a $10 gift card to used againt the purchase of a new sex toy.
The sex toy game and martial aides business has always been green - long serving goods in plain brown paper bags, shunning flashy plastic carriers and polluting advertising ink.
A big preek-a-boo BRA-VO to onanism incorporated for doing its bit to save the planet…
Image: A 1930s vibrator, which was invented by male doctors to ‘cure’ women of the ‘disease’ of ‘hysteria’ - or what would now be known as female sexuality - goes on show at the Science Museum’s Dana Centre, London.
Posted: 21st, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Money Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 26th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
What an awesome idea - anything to keep the world cleaner - and you have have fun while doing exactly that!
August 21st, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Put a few ropy blue veins on the arms of that and you’ve got Madonna to a tee.
“Like a virgin”