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Kerry Katona In Fight For Kids And Installs CCCTV

by | 22nd, August 2009

katona2KERRY Katona, formerly Kerry McPadding, is in “Kerry cop quiz”, embroiled in allegations that she has taken cocaine.

While Anorak investigates if bi-polar medication can be snorted, the Sun says Kerry’s Kapers could be the last, er, straw:

TROUBLED Kerry Katona will be quizzed by police on Monday about her cocaine-snorting shame.

The Sun knows it was cocaine – just knows it:

Katona, 28, was keeping mum yesterday when she returned from holiday in Tenerife with husband Mark Croft. But she must explain to cops how she ended up being filmed secretly in her home taking the Class A drug.

Anorak suspects the teddy bear cam, or the Celebrity Police Force’s new CCCTV, which are to be installed in every celebrity’s house in the UK. CCCTV will alert the CPF to any wrongdoing and with it the opportunity for a meet and greet.

Meanwhile, Kerry marked the outing of her anthrax-snorting video by jetting off on her holidays:

A pal of the I’m A Celebrity winner said: “She has been totally stressed out on this holiday. She has told her inner circle of friends that she doesn’t want police at her house because she doesn’t want her kids to see them. But she has resigned herself to the fact that she has a lot of explaining to do. It has been just about the worst week of her life.”

But while Kerry takes the waters and the ice crystals, the Star says:

“BRIAN: I’LL TAKE KIDS”

It’s Kerry’s ex-husband Brian McPadding, the former Westlife warbler and lap-dancer lover, “planning to take their two children to live with him in Australia.

Singer Brian McFadden, who lives in Sydney with his pop star girlfriend Delta Goodrem, is flying to Britain within the next few days.

Worried Brian, 29, has told pals he will now seek custody of daughters Molly, seven, and Lilly-Sue, six.

There is no doubt that Kerry Katona sherbet-snorting is big news. And the trade press are not missing an angle:

The Grocer: “Critical Eye… on protein pills and climate-change Cassandras”

Charlie Wright, writes:

But as every climate change Cassandra knows, folks don’t like bad news. The message most of us will probably take away: eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

That’s certainly been the philosophy for Kerry ‘Chip Shop’ Katona, the walking vortex of self-destructive PR who this week was finally cut loose from those Iceland ads (ITV, usually during Emmerdale) after the latest allegations of recreational nostril-bashing.

At least that’s one Western consumer who’ll be cutting back on the exotic imports from now on.

It’s Tabolid Bingo, with Kerry Katona. Eyes and nose down…



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