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Lily Allen Records Ashes Tribute To Heath Ledger

by | 22nd, August 2009

7726230 TO help tabloid reading footy fans make sense of the Ashes, the Sun looks at Lily Allen’s scorecard as “she spent the day rating the England cricket team shag or snog on the programme.

“Lily was marking her favourites on the programme and rubbing her fella’s face in it. She likes Freddie the best so she scribbled shag next to his picture and snog next to Steve’s.”

The South London Oval is not North London’s Lord’s, where Keith Bradshaw, the secretary of the MCC, opined:

We have to brand the home of cricket carefully. We do not want to cheapen it.”

At the Oval you can expect Lily Allen themed score cards: fours as Phwoars, the boundary always just out of reach but never crossed. Forget the raised finger for being out it’s two fingers at The Lily Allen Oval . And potential members have to be seconded by at least two celebrity family members or they’re out.

And while Lily Allen does the pictures, she also does the commentary for Test Match Special , being interviewed at lunch the BBC recognises the truism that an event without a celebrity is no event

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