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Rachel Stevens’ And Alex Bourne’s Honeymoon Orgy

by | 26th, August 2009

7384059RACHEL Stevens’ honeymoon with new husband Alex Bourne is not so much a threesome – in yer face Eric Dane – but an orgy. Everyone’s invited.

To Labriz in the Seychelles we journey to see Rachel and Alex canoodling in the sun.

We learn that Rachel and Alex plan to “keep their honeymoon vibe for ever”, doubtless by showcasing any children they have to the celebrity press, renewing their wedding vows on the telly and then groping each other for the cameras, until an agent drops them. Amen.

Rachel says a friend told her that after the showbiz magazine marriage, you can feel a bit flat afterwards. But Rachel says she has experienced no flatness, although she has taken the precaution of inviting an OK! photographer on honeymoon to keep her end up.

So what else, other than the OK! money, was so great about the big day?

Alex: “We wanted to make it feel as intimate as possible.”

Hey, Alex, leave the jokes to the best man.

OK!: “Did you have a chance to consummate the marriage on the wedding night?”
Alex: “We got some time alone…”
Rachel: “In Jewish tradition you’re supposed to consummate the marriage as soon as you’re legally married.”

So they shagged in the synagogue, watching out for the broken glass…



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