Kerry Katona Arrested And Kept To Police Cells

KERRY Katona has been arrested and questioned over an allegation that she assaulted a man in Warrington.

Katona is arrested in Warrington by Cheshire Police, the northern chapter of the Celebrity Police Force, who tells us:

“At approximately 3.50pm on Wednesday August 26, Cheshire Police attended a premises on Hawthorne Business Park in Warrington following a report of an assault.

“A 28-year-old woman from the Wilmslow area has been arrested on suspicion of assault, criminal damage and a public order offence.”

But it’s not all bad for Kerry, who much be presumed innocent.

However, if she were to be sent down, there would be no need for her to head to the en suite bathroom to take cocaine, as is alleged. She need only reach over to the toilet bowl next to her bed and inhale the composite blend of substances.

And someone else makes sure the door is locked.

Every cloud and all that… Cue the teddy bear cam.

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Posted: 26th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink