Katie Price Auditions For A New Peter Andre On TV Show

KATIE PRICE and Peter Andre Divorce - Andre Pinto tales of his secret sex with Jordan, Peter Andre gets another TV show, also secret, and Katie Price auditions for a new straight man…

IN “MY SECRET SEX WITH JORDAN”, Andre Pinto tells us more about his, er, “secret sex with Katie Price”.

This is “hunky” Andre, who looks a dead ringer for Robbie Williams’, if you  stretched the singer’s face on a rack and squirted lemon juice in his eyes.

This is Pinto the “model”, who Katie says she had sex with three times and his pal says “several times” in the course of a month.

This is Andre Pinto who replaced Peter ‘Half Pinto’ Andre in Jordan’s limbs. It’s Jordan’s homophonous relationship. If Petra Andre is looking in, she’d best prepare herself for a lesbian fling. And Prince Andrew, as you were.

While Katie interviews her new PA, the Star screams:

“JORDAN FURY AS PETE GETS TOPS TV JOB”

Only yesterday, Peter Landed a stingt aa shobiz reporter on ITV’s This Morning vegetables and valium show and already he’s scored a top TV job? What is it?

JEALOUS Jordan sank to a new low yesterday after hearing her estranged husband had clinched one of TV’s best showbiz jobs.

And the job… A hoofer on Strictly Come Dancing? A Judge on Britain’s Got Talent? Simon Cowell’s bronzologist?

The Star fials to say, only telling us that Peter is to be “a roving reporter with ITV’s This Morning show” and “could even end up reporting on his own divorce war.”

So relgaulry has dignified Peter talked about his divorce that ITV has finally relented and put him on a retainer. In tough time, economy of scale is all. With Peter on the sofa , daytime telly watchers can hear and see Peter opening up on how he’s moved on from Katie Price and purse his lips in disapproval at her antics every day.

To spice things up, he will then go star spotting in Ikea.

Meanwhile, tonight is the night of Katie’s new show: Who Katie Did Next, aka What Katie Did Next, a six part look at the former glamour model as she continues to audiong for a shiny new orangey straight-ish man to form a double act with…

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