Davina McCall Swaps Places With Big Brother Housemates

BIG Brother is dead and with it goes Davina McCall, the hostess who now has to carve out a career for herself as something other than a nodding head on “Big Brother’s 1000 Best Bits, Tits and Shits”.

With no time to lose, Davina logs onto Twitter and does her own PR.

“I have a really amazing feeling watching BB now. Like I want to cherish every second… and love it even more if that’s possible.”

Davina will be presenting the show’s 11th and final series on Channel 4 next year, and thereafter she will be free to unleash her talent for saying people’s names really loudly and making the most unattractive, anodyne dross feel like they entertained the unattractive, anodyne dross at home. Davina McCall is the madam for prostitute TV.

What gardening leave also gives Davina is time to pose for adverts for hair care products, negating the need for clumsy photoshopping, as seen below.

Unless those are Daviana’s hands, in which case, her talent knows no bounds…

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Posted: 27th, August 2009 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink