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Katie Price’s Pinky Pussy Show And Peter Andre’s New Lover

by | 30th, August 2009

6305862KATIE Price and Peter Andre Divorce: Dumped Alex Reid’s cocaine shame, Dignified Peter’s miscariage, Katie’s pinky pussy show and EastEnders…

NOTW: “JORDAN’S bad boy lover Alex Reid has been hiding a secret COCAINE shame.”

The man who looks like a cross between EastEnders actor Dean Gaffney and his dog Well ‘Ard, has dabbled in drugs? Says he – and, yes, he can speak:

“I’ve done cocaine once too often, say like once every month or after a fight and that’s not good. It’s not good for a fighter because it’s taken vital years off my longevity in my health to come back.”

Reid can speak, see – although his clarity of expression loses something when his words are translated from their native Double Dutch.

And of that porn film he’s in?

“It’s driven a wedge between us. Things haven’t been at all good this week. To be brutally honest, I’m waiting for her to dump me.”

Daily Star: “JORDAN’S JIBES AT NEW LOVE”

TROUBLED Katie Price blasted new lover Alex Reid last night, saying: “I wish I’d never got rid of Pete!” She labelled cage fighter Alex “soft” and “wimpish” before making plans to jet off to Ibiza on a family break without him.

Dumped.

Sunday Mirror: “Katie looks pretty (odd) in pink gear”

Adrian Butler (green socks, pyjamas and egg-stained tie) looks at Katie Price:

Katie Price looked like she’d taken fashion tips from the Pink Panther when she went to buy petrol yesterday. The model, 31, wore pink boots, riding breeches, top, hairband, sunglasses and handbag before going to her Brighton gym with cagefighter boyfriend Alex Reid, 34. She then met horse trainer Andrew Gould for riding practice.

And what of Dignified Pete Andre? What of him?

NOTW: Peter Andre’s ready to love again

Jennifer Wiley tells us that Peter Andre has moved on and is not in the least bit interested in Katie Price, not talking about her, not thinking about her…

“I have even taken off all my Google alerts and everything so I don’t hear about her. She is a grown person and I can’t control her. I have no feelings about what she’s up to.”

The end. ‘Nuff said. We will say not more about it.

“There are certain things you just don’t talk about – certain things that are private. What upset me most is there were other times we lost babies and we didn’t talk about it.”

Not a word said. Nothing. Pete is mute.

Sunday Mirror: “Katie’s priceless”

Kevin O’Sullivan – TV expert – has been watching Katie new telly show:

Far more entertaining than her nice-but-dull estranged husband Peter Andre’s achingly tedious docu-bore Going It Alone. Wearing one of her trademark drag-queen-gone-wrong costumes, Ms Price delivered her declaration of independence: “I’m single. What do you want me to do – sit at home and watch Minder?”

Minder? Showing your age a bit there, Katie.

Minder, Kevin O’Sullivan, the show that was remaned with Shane Richie way back in…2009?

Kevin O’Sullivan knows telly.

And we know more about Katie Price and Peter Andre than is decent…



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