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World War 2 Alien Urinates On German Sunbeds

by | 30th, August 2009

IN Germany, Heinz Langer says an alien urinated on his sun lounger while being chased by German fighter planes.

Cue the music: Mad dogs and Englishman…

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Heinz Langer, of Hagenburg on the Steinhuder Sea in Lower Saxony, says his sun lounger had been covered in black, yellow and violet flecks that had fallen from the sky.

Says police spokesman Axel Bergman:

He noticed military aircraft in the area at the time and a short while later this liquid landed in his garden. He believed there was a connection but the military have assured us the liquid was not from their planes…

“There were military planes in the area at the time and we believe there was a connection with the appearance of this so far unidentified acidic substance.

“However we have been in touch with the German air force and been able to rule out any connection with the military.”

Unless, the Germans are planning a new offensive in the sunbed wars, to strafe German holidaymakers with tanning lotion.

Says the kopper:

“The air force have also investigated and taken samples of the substance and absolutely ruled out that it could have come from any aircraft. They are as puzzled as we are as to what the substance that clearly came from the sky could be. What they are sure of is that it did not come from any military or civil aircraft.”

The British remain unaffected and keen as raining mustard. Take ’em up Ginger!

Hurrah!



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