America’s Next Top Model Adrianne Curry Topless On Twitter, In Pictures

WHEN Adrianne Curry won the first ever series of America’s Next Top Model the word was hers.

I’m going to have a good life now. My family is going to have a good life now. A lot is going to change and it kicks so much ass!

Before long she was gracing the pages of Beverly Hills Choppers, and then Playboy. Forget kicking ass - Adrianne was showing hers. And life was good.

Things could not get bigger. But then they did. And now Adrianne Curry has hired Twitter Publicist Corp. to promote her work.

Twitter will broadcast images of Adrianne cupping her breasts to the world and beyond. Who needs Page 3 when you have Twitter? Twitter will kill the tabloid newspaper industry.

Anorak estimates that it takes 30 years for images to reach the Planet Thog, and in 2039, Adrianne will be an intergalactic megastar.

You don’t have to wait, though. Pictures:

Anorak

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