The Woman Who Breastfeeds Her Cat
“People will think I’m weird, but it’s an amazing experience. Flash loves it, and feeds twice a day. Nobody should knock it until they’ve tried it.”
You’ll be shocked to learn that Janine is American and single. Her lover left her while she was pregnant with her son Kenny WhoSaPrettyBoyDen. And when the boy was born she read on the internet about a woman who had breastfed a terrier crossbreed puppy.
“At first it felt weird but I close by eyes and imagined it was Kenny.”
Kenny. Let’s spare a thought for Kenny, who doesn’t like mum’s nipple milk, perhaps because he thinks it turns you hairy and makes you smell of dead birds.
“It’s fantastic. His teeth and rough tongue skin tickle, but he’s never one broken my skin… I hope Kenny and Flash will have a close bond. When Kenny is older I’ll tell him and hope that he’ll think it’s cool.”
Nothing cooler than a mum who enjoys having her breasts suckled by a cat. And Jenny may well work it out for himself as mum plays wet nurse to the school guinea pig and shire horse.
But the question remains: would Flash do the same for Janine?