
Raped Katie Price Keeps Her Head High And Her Arse Higher
KATIE Price tells OK! magazine readers that she has been raped. The revelation is on the magazine’s cover: “I’VE BEEN RAPED.”
“THE MUM OF THREE FINALLY REVEALS HER DARKEST SECRET.”
And so you know what to make of someone being raped, OK! tells you that it’s “HEARTBREAKING”.
Inside and Lisa Byrne is already analysing the effect the rapes have had on Katie Price:
“This probably explains a lot about Katie’s psyche – and why she is so tough and carries on through a crisis with her head held high.”
And her arse held higher.
And then comes a health warning, as Lisa Byrne turns OK! into a social service organ and publishes the number for Rape Crisis.
Katie’s rape is big news:
The Sun (front page): “Jordan: My Rape Ordeal”
Daily Mirror (front page): “I was raped says Jordan”
Daily Star (front page): “I’ve been raped”
Daily Express (front page): “I was raped more than once says Katie Price”
OK! tells us that when Katie Piece was six she was sexually assaulted, licked in the park by a man who offered her an ice-cream.
In her OK! Agony Aunt columns, Katie makes her shock rape ‘n’ tell in light of news that her current lover, Alex Reid, is playing a rapist in a film called Killer Bitch:
“Rape is a subject very close to my heart. I was raped when I was younger, more than once… Someone who was close to Alex was also raped and he is as horrified as I am by these claims.”
So it’s not a rape film, then? Which would explain why on the film’s website, the following boasts/ warnings are featured prominently:
* “A vile and degrading hardcore porn movie.” (Perth Now, Australia)
* “Exploitation film… torture-porn… modern horror” (Irish Independent)
* “Vile and degrading… sickening footage… scenes too vile to describe… unsavoury, shocking and unsuitable movie.” (News of the World)
* “Violent, aggressive… icky stuff” (TheHollywoodGossip.com)
Katie then tells us that Alex is in a “different league” to her former shag partner Andre Pinto, who told his shag ‘n’ tell to the tabloids.
As for the rapists, well no names are named. But Katie Price’s victim status has been established.
Posted: 2nd, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 3rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
my sentiments exactly, C&C….
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:50 am
Tony…. just plain nasty and unnecessary.
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:48 am
The preservation of old jokes is a vital part of our heritage, so I gleefully add:
“She didn’t know it was rape until the cheques bounced”.
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Katie Price raped,mmmmmm,good,shame they did’nt kill her
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
…why can’t she understand that if she just shut up and spent some time with her kids for a change, people would be a lot more sympathetic…?
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Not bought any of the tabloids today. Won’t when she is on the cover. Or magazines for that matter. I hate the lying cow.
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:57 am
i hope she isnt doing this to get attention or shes overexagerated the story because its really sad and plain cruel if shes lying
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:33 am
Kate and publicity stunt?, surely not.
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:07 am
More than once? twice? thrice? X10? can’t remember?
Surely this isn’t a ploy to regain the front pages?