John Mayer Has Died, Jennifer Aniston Offers No Comment
JOHN Mayer RIP. It’s the Summer of Death and musician John Mayer has died. John Mayer was involved in a road accident.
Anorak recalls that his album Indo-Jazz Suite was a hit. He won a scholarship to the Royal Academy of Music. Now he has died.
No. no. Noooooo. Not that John Mayer, former squeeze to Jennifer Aniston and signer of such hits as “I Touched Jennifer Aniston’s Hair”, “Jennifer Aniston & Me” and “Jennifer Aniston Revisited”.
Ooops. Too late.
John Mayer is dead. Let the internets run…
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September 3rd, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Sick! That’s not nice to do! What if his family woke up and read that!!! Write about something important not STUPID!
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Lala - A waste of good hair
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
john mayer is dead??
Jen is not gonna be happy to hear this!!
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:08 am
Mayer and Aniston were a CAA SHOWMANCE designed to run parallel to Marley and Me’s production.