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Jack Tweed Escapes Unnoticed, Jade Goody’s Name Sullied

by | 4th, September 2009

7734638MR Jade Goody, Jack Tweed, of Jade Goody Industries – In Mortis Endeavour – has been pinched for allegedly raping a 19-year-old he met in The Embassy, London’s slap and pap club.

So who is Jack Tweed to the media at large? Having taken part in a concerted campaign to become a jobbing celebrity, has Max Clifford’s magic worked for Our Jack? Let’s take a look:

Contact Music: “JADE GOODY – GOODY’S HUSBAND HELD OVER ‘SEX ATTACK'”

EntertainmentWise: “Jade Goody’s Widower Jack Tweed Arrested Over Teen Rape Allegations”

BBC: “The widower of reality television star Jade Goody, who died in March, is being held at an east London police station, a Metropolitan Police spokesman said.”

NotReality: “Jade Goody’s Widower Arrested!!!”

So Jack Tweed remains Mr Jade Goody.

The bad news is that Jack Tweed has made as much of an impact on the celebrity circuit as a seagull’s poo in the Atlantic Ocean.

The good news is that no-one will recognise him…



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