Mr Jade Goody, Jack Tweed, In Media Roasting
JACK Tweed has been arresteted and charged with raping a 19-year-old woman. Having been know for too long as Mr Jade Goody, Jack seems to be finally making headway as a jobbing celebrity:
THE Sun (front page): “JACK TWEED RAPE ARREST”
Finally Jack Tweed is his own man…
“MOMENT COPS NICK JADE WIDOW FOR ‘SEX ATTACK’”
… Almost. It’s Jade’s Jack:
Daily Mirror (front page): “Jade’s Jack held over sex attack”
Daily Star (front page): “JADE’S JACK HELD FOR RAPE”
On Sky News, Jack Tweed is further reduced in potency:
Jade Widower Tweed Charged With Rape
That’s anough about Jack… Mr Jade Goody. What of the facts?
FIFTEEN cops swooped on Jack Tweed’s bachelor pad to arrest him and a pal over the alleged “roasting” rape of a teenage clubber yesterday - The Sun
Or as the Mirror puts it:
JACK CUFFED BY 12 COPS
Jack Tweed is presumed innocent. And forever known as Mr Jade Goody…
Posted: 5th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 7th, 2009 at 9:55 am
My goodness…now it seems that mj has been raped too, according to Eric.
Celebrity is certainly sick when it comes down to stuffing a stiff.
September 7th, 2009 at 4:50 am
I want to comment on Jermaine Jackson anouncement of wanting to tour to a so call tribute to his brother Michael Jackson. Jermaine this is in bad taste your brother isn’t even in the tomb yet, and you want to tour on his benefit, Michael do not or need this if you would have at least consider waiting at least 10 years after he been gone then maybe. But, you and your father I turly believe made him stay away from you and your other sibling who had to suffer not having his present around more in your family gathering. PLEASE JERMAINE consider what you are doing, this isn’t a girls for your fun or a money tree to rape until you are full. THIS IS YOUR BROTHER!!!!! You said you were his right hand and close to him, honestly would he want you to be doing something like to make money on his death, you know in your heart if you have one. HE WOULD NOT. Since his death didn’t you and your family made good money so PLEASE, PLEASE…..
September 5th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Along with Katie Price claiming she wos raped , is ‘Celeb rape’ the new trend this week?
Wonder if they’ll ever have ‘Celeb plague’ and who would have the best boils, and where?
September 5th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
It’s obviously not what somebody wanted