I Was Katie Price’s Double: Jordan’s Game Of Pairs

KATIE Price is divorcing Peter Andre. And looking back over her career, one thing stands out, well, two things do: Katie loves holding small things in her hands, whether it be bottles of perfume, books or pop acorn Peter Andre.

Most things come in pairs. Even Katie likes to go under two names: Katie Price, homemaker and all-round top mum, and Jordan, the pneumatic, strumpet-arsed aid to masturbation.

You can tell them apart because Strumpet Jordan flashes her shiny bra and homemaker Katie flashes her frilly bra.

Katie Price does not do things by halves - she does them in pairs. Had she not already married Peter Andre twice – they renewed their vows on the telly – she’d surely remarry him, after divorcing for a second time, on the telly.

You can see Katie’s career here…

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Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink