Thief Ram Raids Porn Shop To Steal Sex Toy

TO Ohio, where a desperate man is picking up a porn-star inspired sex toy in his purple Dodge Neon – driving his car through a branch of AdultMart in a ram raid.

Inside the shore - and with car handbrake off and the car rolling through aisle two - the desperado head for a $300 sex toy before exchanging it for a smaller, cheaper $150 effort. He then drives off though another set of doors.
Says retailing Tracy Holmes, the store’s manager:

“Desperate people do desperate things. At 6 o’clock in the morning when I got here, we had no doors at all.”

The thief unhinged six doors and ran over $20,000 of security devices.
The whole thing seems bit more suspect than the police are letting on. The car’s licence plates are visible and the driver makes beeline for his object of desire.

All we need now is to learn what object was stolen - one of these. And for the perp to be unmasked as a woman…

Anorak

Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink