X Factor: Dannii Minogue In Sack Shock Vomit Scare

“WHAT news of the X Factor?” you cry. Well, the Star can reveal that Danni Minogue is in a “DANNII SACK SHOCK”.

“Cowell fury over babe bitch blast.”

X FACTOR judge Dannii Minogue was facing the sack last night after slagging off Simon Cowell’s ex Sinitta.

Can an X Factor judge be sacked without a full disciplinary procedure? Cowell might be powerful, but surely the Supreme Court of Reality TV Judges should investigate before Cowell makes any rash moves?

If Danni were to be sacked she’d have to surrender the tools of her trade: clapping with palms only (no fingers); wiping away invisible tears; wafting hands before face in the manner of a demented Geisha; sniggering at people; agreeing with Simon Cowell; Botox.

Dannii has broken her silence after suffering months of bitchy comments from Cowell’s ex. Sinitta, 40, has said of Dannii: “She brings nothing new to the show.”

She said last night: “Sinitta. God love her. She actually thinks she’s running the show. Maybe it should be called The Sinitta Factor. I heard she’d even packed her gold bikini for the judging at Simon’s home at Easter. I do love her because she is a true diva. I told her to her face and she just laughed and said: ‘But darling, of course I am.’”

While Sinittaaaaa and Dannniiii do battle over the big vat of unnecessary letters, Showbiz Spy hers an insider tell of Cheryl Cole’s relationship with Cowell:

“Now the series is back and they’re working together again, he is growing irritated again, he is growing irritated by what he sees as her over-reliance on him.

“He likes Simon and can see why people value what he thinks about the music business and TV, but it is grating on him that Cheryl won’t do anything without seeking Simon’s opinion first.”

A bit like vomitous Ashley Cole’s career, with him being told what to so by his managers.
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