Michael Jackson Buried In Gold Belt And White Pearls

OFFICER La Toya Jackson has not stopped speaking about her dead brother Michael Jackson for 79 days straight. Time to put her on the Fourth Plinth and encourage her to count down to the big concert.

She needn’t worry about fatigue: La Toya can swap places with Janet Jackson and Michael and no-0ne will notice.

La Toya is taking her magic mouth to the Barbara Water show, taling about you knwo who in a 20/20 interview.

So, Officer La toay, did Dr. Conrad Murray kill Michael?

La Toya: “Barbara, something went wrong.”

You mean..?

La Toya: “He’s dead.”

So, La Toya, what else have you found out?

La Toya: Michael looked  “absolutely fabulous” at his funeral, dressed in white pearl beads and a big gold belt, “like a belt that you win being a boxer.”

8…9…10!

La Toya: “His hair was done beautifully. His makeup was done beautifully.”

She stops short of telling us that Jackson looked better in deah than in life, but it is possible…

Anorak

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