Peter Andre Advertises For Sex, Katie Price Breastfeeds

NEWLY divorced TV married couple Peter Andre and Katie Price contine to make news. Anorak rounds up the sensation:

NoTW: “Saint Pete get dirty”.

This is Saint Peter who says Katie Price makes “dirty money” from her career? This is Saint Peter pictured with his shirt off and his breasts out. This is Peter cocking an arm behind his head and wearing a T-shirt bearing the legend:

“Thursday October 22… Come and Get Me.”

He’ll be in Ikea by the lightbulbs.

The Aussie singer vowed to remain celibate when his marriage to Jordan collapsed. But after five months he has finally picked the day he can have sex again - Thursday, October 22, one day after the divorce becomes final.

Hey, kids, read about your dad’s shag life today? As Pete told the NoTW previously:

I don’t want to get into any slanging matches because I worry about my kids. I’m aware that at some stage they’ll want to go on the internet, read what happened, and see what was said, and I don’t want them to read anything bad their dad has said about their mum.

See: Dignified Peter Andre Slams Katie Price’s Strawberry Ripples

As for Katie…

Daily Mirror: “KATIE CAN’T BEAR TO BE ALONE..SHE IS IN A STATE”

“I’m like a swan,” she told one pal. “Serene and calm on top, but underneath the water I’m paddling like hell.”

But thanks to those Jordans in no immediate risk of drowning.

Meanwhile, Katie is said to be tiring of cage fighter boyfriend Alex Reid - even suggesting he go for plastic surgery to “correct” his looks.

Hey, if those looks got Dean Gaffney a starring role in EastEnders, why change?

Or as Katie says on her TV show, also spotted by the informative Mirror:

“Alex is 100 per cent proper man. Especially sexually.”

But the big shocker is on the cover of the Daily Star:

Daily Star: “I’m new mum to Jordan’s kids”

Who is it?

KATIE PRICE’S arch enemy Nicola McLean has been playing stepmum to her kids. The busty I’m A Celeb… star has just got back from a holiday with Peter Andre at his villa in Marbella.

Katie Price shags homophonous Andre Pinto and Peter Andre’s new stand-in mummy is a Jordan clone? Are they moving on are just circling the celebrity plug hole picking up what they can on the way down.

Here’s caring Nicola, standing on the Jordanettes to peek into the papers:

“Katie will hate it but I’ve been getting really close to both Pete and their kids, especially Junior. Me and Tommy [her husband] have been staying with Pete at his villa in Marbella. We had such a great time and Junior became a bit obsessed with me. He didn’t want to leave my side. He’s so adorable and such an inquisitive little boy. He kept asking me if I loved him and his brother and sister to which I said, ‘Yes’.

Nice stuff form lovely Nicola. Any reason why she’s with Pete?

The frosty relationship soured even more when Jordan’s old manager Claire Powell started looking after Nicola just weeks after dumping the mum-of-three.

Just like she starting handling Chantelle Houghton, another Jordan Lite.

Katie Price might not be all that likeable but she functions as the huge celebrity beast from which wannabe ticks feed, parasites suckling at her breasts hoping for an injection of fame and cash and coming away with a mouthful of bitter dry sand….

Katie Price career in pictures.

Anorak

Posted: 13th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink