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Serena Williams Victim Of US Open Conspiracy, Deep F***ing Throat

by | 13th, September 2009

7749579SERENA Williams is the victim of a conspiracy at the US Open in what Anorak is calling Deep Fucking Throat.

We join the action as the US Open title-holder is 6-4, 6-5 and 15-30 down. A foot-fault penalty is called against her on her second serve setting up match point for the Belgian, Kim Clijsters. The woman on the grassy knoll says “foot fault“.

Williams goes bonkers. She is soon to be disqualified.

Says Serena Williams to the line judge:

“If I could, I would take this fucking ball and shove it down your fucking throat.”

Later overheard adding:

“I never said I would kill you, are you serious?”

Williams later says she can’t remember what she said.

Look out for the non-denial denial coming soon as the PRs get to work and Serena is made to look like the good girl.

In 2004, Williams was knocked out of the US Oopen US Open by Jennifer Capriati, on the wrong end of two terrible overrules from the umpire.

A conspiracy. You betcha. The PRs are on it…

2004:

2009:



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