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Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Set Up Home

by | 13th, September 2009

PAVLOV’S Rule of Tabloid Journalism states that every time Jennifer Aniston is mentioned so too must be Angelina Jolie and by definition Brad Pitt. So when Grazia magazine uses its front page to announce the question (can you announce a question?): Jen has boob job? a little squeaky voice pops up to add BRAD And ANGELINA’S MAKE-OR-BREAK TRIP .”

First up we are invited to look at Jennifer’ Aniston’s chest and check it for signs of hair, boyfriends and growth. We see none, although in one picture Jen is wearing a tighter top than in the other, so Grazia senses a scandal.

Which leads readers to Ange and Brad who are on a make-or-break-trip to a… garden centre.

Before our hoe-cam delivers footage from that summit, we read that Brad and Ange have been for dinner in France, eating in the Auberge Du Parc , near St Remy. Says our man with the moist cork, fellow diner Rob Fricker:

“They were drinking a bottle of red wine at a table in the corner. They were locked in a really intense conversation. No-one wanted to say hello to them as it defiantly looked seriously.”

No-one?

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