
You’ll Believe Susan Boyle Can Fly
SUSAN Boyle is in the US of A and living the lifelong dream of sitting on a dwarf plastic elephant and not being able to fly it.
(Why do the horses have such long noses? Why, Simon? Why?)
With those ghosts of not being allowed to sit on the Noddy ride outside Mr McDooms laid to rest by cleansing trip to Disneyland, Susan Boyle, ninth wonder of the universe, gets ready for her appearance on the final of America’s Got Talent, for which she will hymn the Rolling Stones track Wild Hair, aka Wild Horses.
You can listen to the song here. Or not…
“She had no idea the reaction would be quite so amazing,” a source told the Daily Mirror. “She kept joking, ‘It’s like the Beatles’.”
Elephant beats Walrus.
Posted: 14th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Susan Boyle Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 17th, 2009 at 6:34 am
Jack will be knocking on her council house door as soon as he gets out. Betcha!
September 17th, 2009 at 4:26 am
yampster your an idoit! Susan is amazing and how do you know she is vigin anymore with her success she probably has alot men asking her out so BOYA!
September 16th, 2009 at 9:56 am
…priceless, Yampster, just priceless…..
September 16th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Since singer Susan Boyle has been on TV there’s been a marked drop in suicide bombing.
Apparently, a lot of the terrorists didn’t realize what a virgin looks like
September 15th, 2009 at 10:46 am
“She kept joking, ‘It’s like the Beatles’.”
Is Mark Chapman out yet?
September 14th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
After listening to Susan’s Wild Horses, I will believe she can fly! It is stunning.