Elton John Cannot Adopt Lev, Says Ukraine

SIR Elton John has been told that he cannot adopt a 14-month-old boy called Lev because he is not married and is too old.

The Ukraine is twinned with California – gay marriage counts for nothing. Ukraine’s Minister for Family And Sport says John cannot have the boy.

Yes, Family & Sport. They bring them up tough in the Ukraine - if you can marry her, or shoot her and stick her stuffed head on your caravan wall.

Will Elton John fight the ruling? Will Lev evey get to wear a little white suit and bowtie, take dad’s hair for a walk and…

Well, had only Elton John married Ann Widdecombe. But hindsight is a wonderful thing…


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Posted: 14th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Gallery Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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