Katie Price Reveals Rapist’s Identity
KATIE Price says she was raped. And then the other heeled clog drops: Katie says the rapist is a well-known celebrity.
So who is this celebrity?
“A famous celebrity raped me and Peter knows who it was. It was years ago before I was with Pete, and my friends and family knew about it at the time.”
Next week, Katie might tell us the colour of the rapist’s hair. Then she will maybe say where she was raped and give us a clue as to whether it involved lead piping, a rope or a gun. Then we’ll be able to play Strip Cluedo, Celebrity Edition, using our vibrating pieces to race around the board from Anand Jon Alexander, Fatty Arbuckle, Mike Tyson and whoever it was who Ulrika Jonsson said raped her in her book.
But don’t play with Peter Andre. No, no because he’ll sit with a bowl of soup on his lap and asks for cuddles, but because Katie says:
“He’s not the Pete I knew any more. He’s being really cruel when he knows exactly who did it.”
This is a serious game. As Katie has already said in OK!, required reading among the Celebrity Police Force:
“Rape is a subject very close to my own heart. I was raped when I was younger, more than once.”
So why not tell the world who it was and get a rapist off the street, or pushed from the celebrity sofa?
Until then, look out for more clues in next week’s OK!…
Posted: 15th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, OK! Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 16th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
If KP wants people to listen and believe her, she should take some professional advice before speaking about anything controversial.
It’s not up to any of us to judge whether her allegations are false or true, but as a media manipulator she is faililng horribly here.
Will anyone believe she did this for any reason other than attention.
Also, if a serious crime of this nature has taken place, why arent the police speaking to her about it. If indeed its true then she is letting a dangerous rapist get away scot free. Thanks KP
PS thats very dangerous ground your skating on.
September 16th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Yes! Oh yes ladies and gentleman we’ve had celebs and their impossible to prove and verify tales of eating disorders, rehab problems, cancer scares, mental trauma and relationship breakups and the ‘hell’ they’ve suffered, now we have rape. Rape of the very non-traumatic kind from a silicon implanted over-sexualised supposed victim that is doing her utmost to prevent future sexual assault by dressing up and manically flaunting herself about the place like a two bob prossie. The irony!
September 16th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
The rapist must have been clever to think of bringing a couple of bags along.
September 16th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Gives the celebrity police something to do. Now they can legitimately hang round The Ivy and Boujis looking for a ‘really famous celebrity rapist’.
Much more fun than investigating a stabbing in Walthamstow eh? ‘
September 16th, 2009 at 10:07 am
…surely if you don’t want to talk about a subject, you just don’t open your big gob to any rag that’s lurking around for an interview….?? you would have to be really stupid to do that - and she’s not stupid.
the conclusion therefore is that it’s all for show and another attempt at headline-grabbing…. who is advising her? anyone with an ounce of common sense would be locking her away at the moment, gagged, so she can’t come out with any more titillating crap.
I am not belittling the fact that rape is a very very serious and disgusting crime, but to use it to try and gain sympathy at the expense of someone else is deplorable - and in her case has seriously backfired.
September 15th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
So the police have been called, and an identikit is now on loan for the next six months.
The face that finally appears will of course be be totally newsworthy, and plastered ad-nauseum over most of the landfill magazines for another year, just like the ‘victim’s botoxed mug.
September 15th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
I know Katie loves all things equestrian… but has she been watching too much “Blazing Saddles”……the scene where Hedley Lamarr is hiring henchmen comes to mind…..Jordan would have been perfect in the part the applicant and probably got the job..
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
; )
September 15th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Someone really needs to take KP to one side and explain that ‘when you’re in a hole, STOP DIGGING’.
Right now she’s journeying rapidly towards the Centre of the Earth!