Jessica Simpson’s Dog Breastfeeds Coyotes

JESSICA Simpson’s dog has been snatched by a coyote. And we know where it is. Simpson tells Twitter fans of her maltese, poodle cross:

“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes.”

A maltese poodle crass? A maltipoo? A poodese? A moodle?

Simpson has set up an email address for anyone with information to contact her and a reward has been offered. And there’s a poster, on which the dog is heard saying that it misses “her mummy”.

Dogs lover their mummies. But the coyote needs Moodle more. The coyote has kidzzz too:

A newborn squirrel that had been abandoned by its mother has found a new home and a new family, thanks to a dog named Princess and her owners. Princess, a Shih Tzu, had just given birth to three female pups when a new hungry critter showed up.

Princess met the squirrel. And the squirrel met Princess’s nipples:

Corrine Thomas says:

“If humans could be more like Princess and the squirrel and the little pups we would all get along a lot better. It doesn’t matter what you have on the outside, it’s on the inside.”

Humans are like that, Corrine. Here’s a woman who breastfeeds her cat. And if you can find the woman who dresses a coyote to breastfeed moodles, there’s money in it…

Anorak

Posted: 16th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink