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Woman Divorces Husband For Using Cooking Pots To Poo In

by | 16th, September 2009

poo-potIN Nigeria, Oluwakemi Ogundele tells the Igando Customary Court in Lagos that her husband, Oluwafemi will not would not stop defecating in the family’s cooking pots.

She wants a divorce.

This is how you do it, Katie Price. You bring in the pots. Leave out talk of the genital size and running out of sexual positions. We need some real dirt – we need to see the crockery. Bring out the big utensils.

Oluwakemi Ogundele also states that Oluwafemi is a violent drunkard and often beats her, Online Nigeria reports.

But the crux of the mater is the pooy pots. Ogundele says that whenever her 37-year-old husband gets drunk he lays pipes in their cooking pots and on their plates.

Ogundele denies the charges.

But the reputation has been made. Ogundele is the pooy pot pooper. Oh, Katie, how you missed your chance…



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