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Queen Mother Swore At Jimmy Carter And Fancied Princess Diana

by | 17th, September 2009

NOT only is Princess Diana back, but so too is the Queen Mother, who one might suppose features on the Express’ cover to make Diana look even more radiant.

The Daily Express recognises that its readers are too old to learn anything news so continues to publish images and news from the past to reassure them that things are as they ever were and ever will be.

Tomorrow, there’s a look at Princess Diana’s wedding arrangements with go-ahead designer Mary Quant and the Queen Mum is due to visit London’s East End to tell Doodlebug victims that they shan’t be coming back to her palace because they have dirty feet and even in a time of much upheaval standards are all. There will be much cheering.

Reading on we learn that a new biography of the Queen Mum has been penned and it includes in its 1,096 pages, possibly:

* The Queen mum suffered from Tourette’s Syndrome and once addressed US President Jimmy Carter as Jimmy Cocksucker at the Garden Party.

* She had a cancerous tumour removed from her breast that grew up to be a fine upstanding young Prince who failed with the Marines but managed to squire two kidz and pull a woman who once flashed

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