Loch Ness Gollum Monster Washes Up In Panama: Pictures
NO sharks in the seas this summer, but the long wait for a tabloid monster is over - Gollum Ness is discovered languishing on rock in Panama, where, as is alleged has it, local children on their way to a kebab shop beat it to death. As reported:
According to reports in Panama, the teenagers spotted the creature crawling out of a cave while playing in the town of Cerro Azul north of Panama City. Fearing for the safety as it moved towards them, the youths claim they attacked the beast with sticks before throwing its lifeless body into a pool of water.
And then? And then.. And then it went missing.
Hamilton Nolan says it was only wanting to play. And then the kids poked it with fun, and sticks.
Telemetro reports that “while some say it may be a being from another planet, others simply believe that is an animal.”
Some say it is what they removed from Susan Boyle. Others contest it is a French spy. Others say it is the story that would have made it to print earlier had Michael Jackson not died. Some say it is Michael Jackson…
Posted: 17th, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 18th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Sorry must have missed the bit about how big it is.
How big is it?
September 18th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Aborted seal cub? Far too large for that. Other water loving creatures could have similar nostri? That is not a seal. Seals don’t live in South American waters it is far to warm for them there.
September 18th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
It’s an aborted seal cub. The nostrils give it away
September 18th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
My boyfriend thinks its a sloth that has been in the water for a while so its fur slipped, bare skin isnt usually that white unless it usually has a fur coating. i agree it has the same body shape and face! I think the kids probably poked its dead body with sticks but it shows no signs of trauma of being beaten.
September 18th, 2009 at 9:13 am
It looks just like any other chav holidaymaker to me. Sleeping off last night’s breezerfest before going to the local infirmary about 5 o’clock tonight with hideous sunburn
September 17th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Its ET!
September 17th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Elvis Lives!!! Er, actually that’s not quite true is it?
Er, Elvis Stoned To Death By Panamanian Children!!
September 17th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Lord Lucan finally surfaces after having been living in a South American cave system for several decades!!