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David Beckham Quits LA Galaxy For A New Team

by | 18th, September 2009

WITH one month to go until the season ends, David Beckham’s future in the US Soccerball leagues is uncertain.

Will David stay at LA Galaxy? Is the Galaxy big enough for David Beckham? What does the Galaxy over LA smell like and can it be branded and then decanted into an atomiser for him and cologne for her?

Says Day-vid:

I’m a Galaxy player now.”

Only another three more years to go and that contract will be at its end. Who in Britain cannot wait for Day-vid to lift the big trophy with the LA Gs and leave on a high?

And you know it’s huge, massive, possibly bigger than the Home Depot Stadium. Anorak’s Law of Trophies dictates that the smaller the event the bigger the cup. The Soccerball USA Cup is visible from space, perhaps even from Alaska.

But when the season is over, will David be getting winter job, packing Christmas trees or working in the department store sales? Dayve?

“On my break I’ll be playing for a team.”

Do you know which team?

“No, not yet….we’re still working on it.”

Will it be the ACs again. Will it, Dayve? The Colorado Playstations or the London Spurs? One this is for certain, when the Galaxy line up against the Cincinnati Tamiflus, Dave will have a superb tan and a new perfume…



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