WHILE Katie Price rapes the tabloid press, Sentimental Peter Andre is doing good works at an HMV store in Wales.
Peter kisses the baby and - lo! - it is turned a rich orangey-brown and gets to experience the lips that touched Jordan. It’s first words will be, “Guys, buy mai noo recurd.”
Says a source:
The public support him because he’s always acted with dignity.
That’s Peter Andre who accused Katie Price of being “cheap” and “disgusting” and wrote an album of trite songs about their life together.
POP star Peter Andre brought Cardiff to a standstill yesterday when the singer-turned-reality-TV-star came to the capital for a record signing.
And Bristol:
At 5.45pm, almost 10 hours after best friends Trish Winne, 17, and Channelle Limb, 18, started their long vigil at the front of the queue yesterday, they were finally allowed into Asda as the musician, father, spurned husband and reality TV star finally arrived.
And Brisbane:
“…without that relationship with Jordan, Pete would be singing Mysterious Girl in a bar in Brisbane.”
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:05 pm
and exactly how much talent does it take to get your kit off, maul your own fake boobs and stick your bum in the air as you pose for soft-porn mags?
That was exactly what Jordan was doing (and not very well) when she went ‘into the jungle’.
September 21st, 2009 at 2:52 pm
lmao Peter Andre is a talentless nobody he is so used to publicity from his marriage to Katie I think he actually believes he is a celeb now!
September 19th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I think Peter was flabbergasted to find that (a) there was a human more shallow and vacuous than him (b) he married her.
September 19th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Oh Anorak, you really does seem to have taken against Peter….. surely its not because you secretly fancy the suoer-mammaried one? She does get a mention and a pic up here every single day?
September 19th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Pete isn’t Jordan’s spurned husband.
Keep up!
He left her, she didn’t leave him - as she keeps on and on and on telling us!
Who could blame him.