Kanye West On Suicide Watch As Obama Diss Pushes Him Closer To Edge
IN Kanye West’s “SUICIDE FEAR”, the NE tells readers that pop brat Kanye West will be visiting Switzerland, place of civic pride and suicide, to whisper in the ears of the morbid:
“Yo Hemingway, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but Hitler had one of the best suicides of all time.”
The trust is no less shocking. As an “expert” tells us that the “disgraced rapper needs help for mental illness.”
It’s Dr Lillian Glass, the NE’s resident expert on mental matters, here to tell us that West’s antics are symptoms of deeper ishoos.
“In my opinion, he needs alcohol rehabilitation. He needs anger management therapy to handle the demons inside him. Kanye is showing classic symptoms of someone who could possibly go over the edge and take his own life.”
And who might administer the final shove?
“…and when the President weighs in and calls you a ‘jackass’ you know you’re getting it from all sides”.
Says West:
“Yo Debbie Purdy, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but I’m gonna have one of the best suicides of all time.”
Kanye West is a singer.
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September 24th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
I would hate to give the impression I hate rap because it is “performed” predominantly by black guys ( eminem is a mixed up sort of arse - white but
thinks it cool to behave and dress like a black rapper) , well actually I suppose
that is why I hate it. But the reason is that black music has a great history from
jazz, blues to soul and r and b - I grew up on that - but rap is a sell out. I still
maintain it is a refuge for those of no talent (think Otis Redding v Snoopdog )
it is subversive, formulaic, repetitive and just shite.
It has no place in modern culture and its proponents should be exposed for
the charlatans they are.
September 24th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
that’s a bit generalistic, Clive - whether you like the style or not, some of it is clever and articulate and also, not all rappers are black - Eminem being the obvious one.
there are egotistical arrogant morons everywhere, no matter what field and Kanye West is a prize example of a complete a*se who believes his own hype.
I really hope the Obama comment did have an effect on him because he, more than many, deserves to be taken down several pegs for what he did to poor Taylor Swift, who will forever more be known as just that….. and all because of an arrogant fool who thinks he is answerable to no-one….
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Would that it were true.
Am I the only person who loathes these black talentless finger pointing morons
and their inane chants. I presume this arsehole is one of them.
How I long for the kids to see the Emperor has no clothes and react to this
crap by rejecting it, pointing out what a lot of shite it is .
Down with rap, hip-hop or whatever label these wankers give it