Angelina Jolie’s Secret Diet
STOP Press: Earlier today Anorak introduced readers to the Angelina Jolie Diet, by which wannabe gaunt-faces can get the look by taking a constant state of agitation brought about by Jennifer Aniston’s face and partaking in loadsa shagging and rowing with Brad Pitt.
Now we read in Closer that Angelina’s small frame is the result of something else:
“Ange is shrinking to get attention from Brad.”
The smaller Angelina Jolie gets the more Brad Pitt will notice her. So says a source:
“Ange is shrinking before our eyes and looking skinnier than ever.”
Maybe if Jolie shrinks enough Brad will take pity on her and adopt his wife?
If so, Angelina will finally be secure in the knowledge that she has a place in Brad’s heart, and be able to throw up after meals on dad’s new special friend Aunty Jen…