The Penis Chicken Nugget, For Sale
WONDER no more what the cockerel get up when the hen harem is being stripped, mashed and reshaped into smiley faces. For sale on eBay is the penis shaped nugget.
No, it’s not been nibbled that way by some Priapic youth looking to impress the co concealer-faced lovelies sat in the kebab shop with his hilarity.
This is how it was made, as nature intended, and them improved upon by way of a coating of batter, some hot fat and a secret ingredient know only to handful of Chinese chemists.
And it can be yours:
Penis shaped chicken nugget. Is approximately 3″ long.
Tastes like chicken.Too unique to eat!
Nothing is too unique to eat. It just needs an audience. BBC3 is always on the look out for fresh-ish talent, and if the Cockerel Nugget can be mic-ed up and electrocuted, it could be the stations next chat show star and prove a novelty distraction from Alesha Dixon’s arms, arms, arms on Strictly Come Dancing.
Wings. Wings. Wings.
Posted: 23rd, September 2009 | In: The Consumer Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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