Darren Day Is The New Bond, Darren Bond
DARREN Day, ‘member him, the actor / singer / fiancé who was engaged to former soap actress Tracy Shaw and fathered a child by former reality TV singer Suzanne Shaw, the actress who was engaged more times than a toilet at a cystitis convention?
Well, Darren Day is back in OK! and he’s playing at dress ups, pretending to be Sylvester Stallone in Rambo, Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator and Gerard Butler in 300.
There is no doubting that Darren is a versatile talent. But can he do romance? The question is soon answered as Darren slips into a pair of duck egg blue swimmers last seen wrapped around Daniel Craig’s buttocks and PPK is Casino Royal.
The name’s Bond… Darren Bond. 0007 says he met a woman, his wife, and “became very content”. His little girl, Madison Bond, brought him two fingers of KitKat. He then set about losing three stones in three months.
So how’s the showbiz career?
“I do about 100 press-ups a day, but I did 590 on the day of the shoot…in the last month and a half we had chicken, fish and rice to sculpt the body.”
Darren says it might be an idea to do a military style boot camp DVD.
The Battle of the Bulge meets The Longest Day…
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September 24th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I had the misfortune to come across him at a theatre many years ago and found him antisocial and arrogant - hence my first comment!!
September 24th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I’ve always thought that Darren Day got a bad deal from the press.
‘Love Rat’ is the description that always goes with his name and yes he did change his GFs rather often but he wasn’t married to any of them and only had one child which is rather good by todays 4X4 standards!
His biggest fault appears to be bad choice as they all managed to tell their sad and sorry tale to the tabloids afterwards for their own column inches.
I mean we can probably name them all so that shows what a meal they all made of ‘he dumped me’.
September 24th, 2009 at 10:55 am
…no amount of press-ups is going to improve that face….