X Factor’s Amie Buck’s Stag Night Special

ONE thing the X Factor has that Strictly Come Dancing does not is offer viewers the ability to learn more about the wannabes. While Strictly stars routinely tell us about their weight, the X Factor tosses up Amie Buck, a product of nominative determinism, and a lap dancer.

The Sun says Amie earns £500-a-week grinding against men’s trousers – lap dancing is popular, of course, because men don’t actually have to dance.

So instead of lap-dancing for men’s approval and money, Amie heads from Newcastle to London to stand on stage before a seated panel of middle-aged men and lipstick lesbians and give full throat to Alicia Keys song Fallin‘.

Better is she can drag out a bout of cancer and a turn on the judges with some actual bona fide tears.

Will Amie Buck win the show and thus qualify to sing a Christmas song, a tune to accompany a warbling bird drowning in treacle pudding? The Sun goes on:

Busty Amie Buck, 22 - whose apparent bashfulness won the hearts of ITV1’s viewers - hid her seedy profession from the show’s bosses by claiming she works as a personal trainer. But the Sun can reveal her real job is to writhe topless for punters at a nightspot - where there is scant evidence of coyness as the brunette leaves them goggle-eyed.

Simon Cowell wears his trousers high enough to qualify for one-man Stag Night special. And as for being goggle-eyed, stay tuned for when X Factor judge Dannii Minogue regains control of her eyebrows.

On Saturday’s X Factor Amie - who was in the finals of this year’s Miss Newcastle - wept after making a hash of singing …. Her big chance appeared to slip away as the talent show’s judges gave her performance the thumbs down. Cheryl Cole told her: “That song was too big for you.”

Coming from a woman for whom Ashley Cole is too big, this is faint praise.

Fellow judge Simon Cowell added bluntly: “I don’t think your voice is good enough.” Amie sobbed as she revealed she had considered performing a song by Cheryl’s group Girls Aloud.

Had only Amie opted to sign an easy song by Girls Aloud, possibly while sticking her lips into a Auto Tune machine and distracting from her actual singing by bending over in her knickers and looking back over her shoulder. Talk to the cleavage, Simon, because no-one listening to what Amie has to say.

Of course, when Amie looked heartbroken because she was unable to sing on a singing talent show, all hope was restored:

That moved the judges to give her a second chance to overcome her nerves. She was roared on by the studio audience as fellow Geordie Cheryl joined her on stage to duet on I’ll Stand By You.

Cheryl got to look like a proper singer, and…

The performance got the budding songstress through to the show’s next round - the “boot camp”.

The boot camp. No irony there.

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