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Debbie Rowe Reaches Out To Skin Jessica Simpson’s Daisy Poo

by | 24th, September 2009

jessica-simpson11 IN Us magazine, Jessica Simpson is looking for her dog Daisy in Uganda, the one stolen by coyotes. She wants to interview the jackals and the wild dogs. What do they know? Is there an international conspiracy? When will Oprah Winfrey call and show Jessica what Daisy would like now and in, say, 18 years time.

(“Oprah, call me. For half a million dollars, I’ll talk. I’ll use up all the old tissues.”)

While she’s in Uganda, Jessica is filming for her reality TV show The Price of Beauty , in which she will show viewers how models are harvested and their coats turned into eyebrow muffs for Ugandan high society.

In Uganda, Jessica is hiding behind

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